laughingsquid:

Turn toaster sideways, get grilled cheese.

theclearlydope:

Drinking his way to third base tonight. 

Its a typical fucking clichè, but i actually long for the day when i find that one special person. I find it so interesting that someone out there im gonna possibly spend the rest of my life with. Know every little dirty secret, fear and joy that they have. Its so stupid but i cant wait ive always hated being alone its one of my worst fears, so i really do hope someone can help me conquer it oneday. Until then… I guess ill do my thing and keep it pimping lol.

I would soooo giveup one of my testicles for one of these so i could go back in time and makes things better for us…. By make things better i mean run you over. LOL!!!

theclearlydope:

Hello Good Morning Internet: I’m glad they didn’t go the easy route with a Mr. Freeze catstume.

theclearlydope:

Yep.

Paul…. Lol

Picture of a samurai i drew for my mums bday :)

theclearlydope:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Melons. Pumpkins are so two-thousand and late.

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